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Now that Steve Jobs has revealed the latest offspring of the iFamily, the iTab (oh sorry, Apple was too late to name it's tablet computer appropriate, as another company was quicker)...

Fresh start:

Now that Steve Jobs has revealed the latest offspring of the iFamily, the dyslexical iPad, 
one might even go fruther and maybe the following are already in the designers pipeline at Apple Inc.
I would go for e.g.:

• iGlasses:
  trendy helping aid for the poorsighted, drawback might be the touch sensitive surface, which tends to blur sight
  HolyMoly: seems I'm too late with my suggestion
  
• iPatch:
  for those beyond the ones that need helping aids, but therefore are more than others dependent on iTunes
  Unfortunately Apple gave a way this chance by submitting the name to another product
• iBall:
  one step further, to get rid of the iPatch, fully integrated in the iSocket, still the touchscreen maybe somewhat in need of getting accustomed to - those wearers of contact lenses out there know what I'm talking about
  Darn: also this opportunity given away lightheartedly
  
• iCatcher:
  no need to have any functionality, as long as it succeeds to draw attention - oh, on the other hand seems that this is just the family name of the superior group of Apple products?
  OH NO: again another imposter took away the name rights of this hillarious suggestion

Ok, seems that all my brilliant ideas have already been taken by other companies, or Apple itself has wasted those once in a lifetime chances for proper branding. If you can come up with other, better and most of all, those product ideas, that still haven't been taken by other companies for their meagre products, post them. Let's see if we can get Steve interested to pay us big amounts of money for it ;-)

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